Shmiggles

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.

Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.

by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019

Smiggins

1) Someone with a very very wet and excited vagina.

2) OR more commonly known as calling someone a name.

1) Sophie: did you just get a smiggins?
Katie: yes i did. i got too excited by you ;)

2) Katie: Oi smiggins.
Sophie: what do you want ?

by Katie a.k.a SMIGGINS August 25, 2009

shmiggletag

1.) A small ball of feces attached to an anal hair
2.) A small object attached to a larger object that is causing issues with the larger object.
3.) A portion that remains after a major fuckup.

1.) Your ass probably itches because you've got shmiggletags.
2.) It's damaged because that shmiggletag was flapping around in the wind.
3.) Even after rebuilding the entire network we found shmiggletags from the former IT department.

by Chip Lewis August 21, 2019

Smiggle Bum

A characteristic tightness and or plumpness which a woman's (or man's) bum displays upon observation. This particular type of bum will instantly imprint an image of a tight, lubricated and hot bum in the viewers mind upon observation.

Jody: "Keith!, Keith are you listening!?"

Keith: "Sorry, I couldn't help thinking about your bum, it's a smiggle bum!"

*Jody slaps keith and walks away

by niveartline December 19, 2008

smiggidy

To be very very high, higher then usual

Man, that man Dominick is fuckin smiggidy

by Domooooooooooooooooo July 24, 2007

smigger

Slang for an african-american Smurf.

Tweeder: whats up, smiggers?
boohiss: ...

by boohiss August 10, 2003

shmiggins

pretty much can be used in most sentences but mainly refers to marijuana

Yo Stumpy Stevens I'm gonna pick up some shmiggins, wanna throw down so we can roll a fatty?

by Gibraglefaf December 22, 2007