Sistine Chapel

the act of creaming the thick layers of the cuntasoris

Joe: "I sistine chapeled that Huck girl last night."
Cody: "REALLY? how was she?!?"
Joe: "Just alright"

by The Pussy Monster meOWW January 2, 2011

sistine

A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.

Leonardo da vinci.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Sistine Chaple

the act of smearing or throwing feces onto or at the ceiling of a public bathroom. if done to a business you must call them and let them know they have been "Sistine Chapled" !!!

i could smell it ...then looking up i saw the splattered turd ...then i knew the McDonalds had been Sistine Chapled !!!

by jaysin shuttlecock May 5, 2014

Sistine Chapel

The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her

Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.

by BroncoBilly November 11, 2017

Substinence

A bed fully made of Male Semen. It may takes up to 5 years to create.

I ran home just to get some rest in my substinence.

by NxtgenCR7 May 29, 2020

Sistine Chapel

When you’re having sex with a pregnant woman and have your hands on her body and the baby reaches out to touch your hand.

“Dude me and my wife had sex for the first time since she got pregnant but my son sistine chapeled me and totally ruined it.

by Theycallmesmexy November 10, 2021

Sistine Chapelling

The moment a baby touches your hand from inside the womb while having sex’s.

(In reference to the art piece by Michelangelo, The Creation of Adam found in the Sistine Chapel.)

As stated by Mike Cannon during a comedy skit on TikTok.

“I don’t know about you guys, but my optimal way to orgasm is not while I’m Sistine Chapelling with my unborn kid”

by Mow Mow is stressed out November 12, 2021