muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Suffocate me

No, this person does not want you to put a bag on their head. They want you to sit on their face.

Bro, I wouldn't mind if she were to suffocate me.

by HADESstepONme January 1, 2022

semen suffocate

The act of ejaculating into a towel or any cloth object after sexual intercourse, and holding it against a girls nose so the toxic yet nearly fatal cum smell causes her to lose consciousness.

After tyler had fucked the fat girl he had just met, he semen suffocated her so he could make it out of the house without having to talk to her ever again.

by rjonesy October 15, 2010

Suffocate Faster

Attempting to stray from the over-exposed trends that plagued Cincinnati Ohio's music scene, guitarist Chris Towning and drummer Joey Ray created Suffocate Faster in the fall of 2001. With pride in the straight edge lifestyle and influences like Hatebreed and Earth Crisis, Suffocate Faster sought to create music far more aggressive than what you were hearing on radio and television. Once the band's line up solidified with vocalist Chris Alsip and bassist Josh Secrest, it was time to bring their powerful sound to the proverbial table of the music world. On April 20th, 2004 the band released its first full length album, "Only Time Will Tell" through Broken Sounds. The album caught the attention of many, showed the world Suffocate Faster was here to be heard, and instilled the want for one more thing, touring.

So from May to November of 2004 Suffocate Faster did just that, playing all over the U.S. and sharing the stage with acts like Hatebreed, Full Blown Chaos, Bleeding Through, Bury Your Dead, Atreyu, Unearth, Comeback Kid, Throwdown, Everytime I Die, Between the Buried and Me, Scars of Tomorrow, Vietnom DMS, Shattered Realm, A Perfect Murder, First Blood, Death Before Dishonor, Agnostic Front, 100 Demons, Ringworm, Sworn Enemy, Terror, Mr. Dibbs, xDeathstarx, Embrace Today, and many more. Suffocate Faster was also featured on the Kevin Lyman Says Stage on the 2004 Vans Warped Tour. Look for 2006 to be the year for Suffocate Faster to up the ante. They will destroy a city near you.

Suffocate Faster's new album can be found at Hot Topic, FYE and Best Buy

by Lady513 May 8, 2007

smuffercated

The feeling of being smothered and suffocated at the same.

I can't breathe because I feel like I'm being smuffercated

by Lissa_lou January 5, 2015

smuffercate

Suffocate someone with your muff

I am going to sit on your face and smuffercate you.

by Smuffercate October 12, 2015

suffercating

The act of suffering while suffocating

I was suffercating

by 178930 October 13, 2017