Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

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Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it.

This just means "Suck It" or kind of like kiss my @**

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."

PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."

by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

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Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink

by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018

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Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

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