sturgeon

"Bob, let me tell you something: About the only thing I can think of that would be less tolerable than another term under George Bush is - no, wait, I can think of a bunch of things, um... but... uh... one particular thing that I can think of that would be more tolerable... I mean less tolerable... no, more... no less - yeah, cause almost anything would be tolerable... like a lap dance... but, uh, one that would be less tolerable would be to be beaten repeatedly about the loins with a sturgeon."
by MarkusRTK February 13, 2004
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virgin sturgeon

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.
She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.
by Cranberry Bob February 29, 2020
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sturgeon face

the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news
Math Teacher: Jimmy, the front office wants to see you. Apparently your grandmother just died. Also, you got an F on your Calculus final.

Jimmy: *sturgeon face*
by fishyrace April 29, 2009
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Sturgeon Falls

A small town about a half hour west of North Bay, in Northern Ontario, known for its 2 major chip stands, which are across the street from one another. Sturgeon Falls is primary a French Canadian town, and is located on Lake Nipissing. Shopping attractions include the Bargain Shop and Giant Tiger.
Hey I have a craving for some poutine, let's go to Sturgeon Falls!
by skippinit February 18, 2011
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Sturgeon's Law

Quote from sci-fi author Ted Sturgeon.
"Sure 90% of science fiction is crud. 90% of everything is crud."

Usually used as 90% of everything is crap.
Man, why are this summer's movies so bad?
Sturgeon's Law.
by iq June 20, 2003
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Sturgeon elbow

When a male in wheelchair hits a woman in her vagina (aka. Pussy) with his elbow and then can’t get the smell off his arm.
Man did you smell his he so has sturgeon elbow!
by Sturgeon boy March 09, 2019
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Sturgeon General

A top government official who oversees the health of the world's fish population.
Warning: The Sturgeon General has determined that mercury is hazardous to a fish's health.
by QuacksO February 24, 2015
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