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Cape cod stuffie

When you are whispering the play by play from a Red Sox game to a naked girl while simultaneously sprinkling Old Bay seasoning and drawn butter on her with the intention of giving her a Cleveland Steamer later.
Bill was getting excited thinking of a cape cod stuffie while spending time with his daughter's friend eating at the epic oyster
by Falmouth FAIL Mouth August 4, 2017
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Stuffie™

When you fart inside a Snuggie™ and becomes trapped for later until you stand up. Similar to the Dutch Oven
I was all warm and cozy last night while I was eating chili in my Snuggie, but I ended up with a Stuffie™ by the end of the night.
by gravymonkey December 31, 2009
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stuffie

Alternate term for plushie; a plush toy or stuffed animal
Origin: British English (aka The Queen's English)
"My, what a cute stuffie you have there!"
by fixman88 April 8, 2004
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Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.
Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.
by g0t4 May 19, 2011
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Stuffie day

national stuffie day is when u give somebody you love a stuffed animal
*give them a stuffie*

Them: what’s this for?
You: it’s national stuffie day
Them: ohhh cool thank you😊
by Neyski2020✌🏾 July 1, 2020
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Stuffins

Hardcore slammin sex with a girl you barely know, followed by a fist gyration which resembles the banging in of a railroad tie, but sideways.
Damn! Did you hear Bill giving Miley stuffins (insert hand gesture here) last night? Woke everyone in the house up!
by Curits House July 23, 2009
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Stuffism

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
Source: Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
by Jordan Jew December 14, 2008
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