Old Man Strong

AKA Old Man Strength. Usually in Wyoming or some similar place, old men sit around in bars and drink. Young bucks come into town stirring up shit, and for some reason, it is often some old guy who just pounds the shit out of the young guy, much to the amazement of onlookers. Old men seem to possess a certain toughness or hardening process enabling them to give better than they get. Also, and most dangerously, the strongest ones are often quiet and reserved, just waiting to pound the crap out of some yahoo... Other circumstances can be in a construction work crew, the old guy will towards the end of the day when things slack off, just start working like a MoFo, and put the young bucks to shame. Hence, being Old Man Strong.

Drunken Friend #1 (to the bar)- "Who fucking wants some of this, huh? You?" <points to old man sitting by himself, minding his own business>
<Old man stands up>
Drunken Friend #2 (to DF#1)- "Let's get the fuck out of here, that guy looks Old Man Strong"

by Woknblues October 31, 2007

Old Man Strong

Relating to the inexplicable dieselness of of older men. This is usually on display in the gym when the burly gentleman in his 60s walks over to the flat bench, throws three 45 lbs. plates on each side (315 lbs. to those who can't add that fast), and proceeds to bang out 5 sets of 12 reps each with no warm-up. Other examples of this phenomenon are the inability to beat an old guy (particularly a father type) in a fair type regardless of your size compared to his and the seeming ability of old ass men to pick up and carry three times their weight.

Mitch's grandpa was in the gym today throwing up 420. Isn't dude like 70?

It's old man strong, kid.

by Jitty015 July 24, 2006

man string

a g string made for a person of the male persuasion....

"oh my goodness!! that mans man-string is showing.... what a hoe-bag!!"

by mikhi April 11, 2005

strongmad

Enormous brother of strongbad with no neck and almost no vocabulary. Very loud and violent, good friend of the cheat.

Strongmad sat on invisible Strongbad.

by Morgan Webb May 11, 2003

strongman

"Strongman" in one word is not to be confused with "strong man". A strongman is an adept of a strength sport born in 1977 (the very first World's Strongest Man) and that now has athletes all around the world. A strongman competition features different events that all test the athlete's strength and stamina in a great variety of ways. It may be to walk a certain distance carrying very heavy handles in both hands (farmer's walk), to pull a truck, to lift round stones on podiums (the atlas stones), to press an axle or some other implement overhead for a max single or max reps... There are many more kinds of events. You also see standard barbell lifts, often the deadlift, done for a max weight or max reps.

The strongman needs to be extremely strong in the basic movement patterns, sturdy enough to endure the relentless, cumulative punishment of several taxing events done over the same day or even two days in a row, and fit enough to perform well in a fatigued state. The media give more exposure to the giant men competing in the World's Strongest Man, but there are different weight classes. And there are competitions for strongwomen as well!

I had been lifting for about two years when I stumbled into an ad for a strongman meet. I went over there and had an awesome day, carrying, pulling and dragging very heavy stuff. I caught the strongman bug there!

by The Lifter-Translator September 5, 2016

www.strongfans.com

The best Homestar Runner fan forum on the web.

StrongFans, It's invegstga-awesome!

by Leo April 3, 2004

strangman

The stupidest most idiotic idiot ever who is so fucking stupid that he is considered homosexual and shoves his testicles in his mouth and chews on them before shoving them in his ass and yelling MEOW!

hes such a strangman sometimes.

by zobbidyzabbidyzazzz May 20, 2018