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wretch stretching

wretch stretching is the art of shoving anything you feel like (usually nearby and big)up a dirty whores cunt,the main enjoyment you get is seeing her squirm as you stretch and ruin her loose cunny.
i managed to ger that girl from the supermarket in my bed last night and gave her a good wretch stretching with a marrow i bought from her shop earlier i even managed to slip my hand down the side of it with some engine oil on it,you should have seen her eyes watering !
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
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stretching your tackle

means chilling, coolin or just hanging/lounging around...
- "Word up, bro?"
- "Not much.. I'm just stretching my tackle here at my pad.."
by PurePlayaz June 7, 2005
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Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
by Griff Law April 6, 2015
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Stretchin'

1. To exaggerate to a great extent.
2. To tell a great lie.
1. - Last night I smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
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fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.
"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"
by Sabs January 31, 2003
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Stretching Neck

Yo, that girl is known for stretching neck,be careful, you might fall in love.
by Daikaiju February 22, 2015
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Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.
Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.
by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019
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