Stretch

A colloquialism used in New Zealand to denote something that is 'over the top' or exaggerated.

Bob: Hey bro, check out the size of that dude's biceps, he must do nothing but curls!
Jim: hahaha, what a stretch!

Jim: Dude, where did all these harlem shake videos come from?
Bob: I know.. It's a fuckn stretch...

by MOOSEcannoN April 14, 2013

Stretch

To over do something, usually when talking or explaining something.

Wow you really stretched that explaination.

by CollingsLakes,NJ February 13, 2017

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007

Stretch

To murder or to kill

I'll stretch these cowards out; trying my sect.

by AKSpitta December 9, 2016

stretch

a limousine

Julio! Get the stretch!

by pikkumyy November 19, 2014

stretching

Another word of masturbation or rubbing one out. It means to pull and push a guy's penis which simulates the act of stretching until it gets really long and bursts.

Did you hear the news: Big O after seeing a new vid on tranny stars Big O is going on a long stretch today.

Like I all ways say: stretching once a day keeps the boredom away

by Captain Wanker April 4, 2015

stretch

a long distance

whoy i ent goin there its a stretch

by WITTS.INC June 4, 2003