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staffortude

The display of opinionated beliefs from a Staffordian which are fuelled by the attributes of parochial arrogance blended with pig-headed ignorance (i.e. someone from "Stafford" projecting an "attitude" = "staffortude"). People with a "staffortude" can't be told any different. Mainly because they've never left Stafford.
John: "I heard there has been evidence of poor care at your local hospital?"

Cheryl (hyperventilating) : "Yeah, well it's all lies and there's been a cover up which you don't know about, 'cuz you're not from Stafford. It was a data error, and all those people didn't die and now kids can't be born in Stafford anymore. And I was born in Stafford! And Julie Bailey closed the hospical down, and my nan died there and they were brilliant ..."

John: "Alright, alright. Calm down with the fucking staffortude."
by NickMcGay February 7, 2017
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Stressortainment

When it hurts to look at but you can't stop watching.
I saw Yo Mama's fat, ugly ass now that's what I call Stressortainment.
by TheEngineerGuy November 3, 2020
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Staffort

Staffort is Male who extremely attractive n very funny. are attracted to people who can keep up with them. emotions are fleeting and they enjoy people who embrace that. He is drawn to physicality, directness, and warmth. Being upfront about your intentions and desires will put an at ease—it conveys that it’s safe for them to be themselves around you.
Staffort is so funny lol
by Banger12 March 1, 2021
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