strangulate

1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.

1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.

by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003

mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

by yesjaydom February 12, 2007

strangulate

DFD (see DFD) has coined this term many times, and now has called it their own.

Verb - To strangle and choke a bitch

"Don't refuse to mate, or I'll have to strangulate!"

by Dr. K September 15, 2005

Strangulated

A word Zenniphyr made up.

Zenniphyr said "strangulated".

by DD's Bricks June 2, 2020

Strangulate

Lose 16 team and personal arena rating over 5 seconds. 1.66 minute cooldown.

Strangulated, game over.

by sdfasdfasdsdfasfdasdas June 3, 2009

Strangulation Fetish

When a Valentin is horny and strangulates himself for the pure purpose of pleasure.

-"What ya doin'?"

Valentin: - "hanging 'round the wardrobe"

"He is dead, killed himself by the strangulation fetish"

by Peter Sack December 14, 2018

Strangulation of the cockatoo

The art of skinning one back whilst sitting on the lala

Where is Kodes
Doing the strangulation of the cockatoo more than likely in the toilet again

by Lollies with mayo December 24, 2024