straightjacket snuggie

A regular blanket.

After wrestling my straightjacket snuggie for 15 minutes, I was forced to either endure the chilling horrors of a cold remote hand or Tyler Perry's television programs.

by themilkmantrink September 30, 2011

Straightjacket

n- When a female becomes excessively inebriated and passes out, and a male ejaculates on both of her eyelids and lets the semen harden before she wakes up, causing her to be unable to open her eyelids when she regains consciousness.

That bitch that I straightjacketed last night lost it when she came to this morning.

by creech12 February 22, 2009

straightjacket feeling

Being torn between wanting to be in a relationship and wanting to be single.

“This straightjacket feeling is seriously getting to me. I want a girlfriend but I also like te freedom of being single.”

by FreeloaderLoser July 31, 2023