Straightshitter

A person who so straight forward and honest they make you shit your pants

Dude that Marlena chick is a straightshitter, told me I was talking too much on the first date!

by Robotneedsoil July 7, 2020

straightiation

A type of heteronormative toxicity that unconsciously radiates from straight people.

Gurl, that bachelorette party ruined Wednesday night drag bingo with its straightiation.

by lgbtquotidian April 17, 2021

Straightuality

Self-reflective, queer-aware, non-chauvenistic sexual orientation to persons of the opposite sex.

She's no fag hag yet, but she's definitely making strides in developing her straightuality.

by Emblem Parade September 12, 2005

straightbriming

Generally acting like an African American, standing around on street corners and under clocktowers looking angry and wearing a straight brimmed hat, preferably a New Era Major League Baseball hat.

Damn them niggas were hard straightbriming under the clocktower today.

by TruRumor June 11, 2006

Straightbian Switch

A straightbian switch is when a dyke/butch/stud lesbian (typically dominant) suddenly claims to be straight and starts dressing/acting more feminine out of nowhere.

Person 1: "woah, who's that new girl?"
Person 2: "she's not new, that's Sam"
Person 1: "no way, Sam's a dyke. That's not her!"
Person 2: "I know its hard to believe, but she did the straightbian switch... She's not a lesbian anymore, bro."

by 2thug4you October 6, 2019

Straightballs

A man who has gone from gay to straight.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Bennet said?
Girl #2: No what?
Girl #1: He started talking about how he wants to be in bed with Megan Fox!
Girl #2: What?! I thought he was gay!
Girl #1: Apparently he's straightballs.

by Gays are friends not food October 4, 2009

straightballin.tk

A straight ballin web site.

Man that site is straightballin.

by Straightballin webmaster October 25, 2004