Stonked

To be very, very stoked but in a seemingly apathetic way.

Dude 1: I know you can’t tell but he’s beyond excited about that raise

Dude 2: so he’s stonked?

Dude 1: that’s not a real word

Dude 2: ...

by Ldiggitydawg April 8, 2020

Stonked

To be very drunk

“Gemma, Sam and Emily were so stonked last night”

by Stonked December 11, 2020

Stonked out

When something is dope because it is bigger, faster, or generally is better/superior to its predecessor.

That car is not stock, you can tell he has modified it. Yeah it's totally stonked out!

by bigdaddystonksworththe2nd October 25, 2023

Stankied

Getting hammered off of 3 drinks

“I got stankied at the bar last night.”

by Vertebaes January 18, 2024

Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025