after smoking Peyote for six straight days, i looked in a mirror and discovered the stonerstache i had grown.
by itsralf October 21, 2010
Get the Stonerstache mug.someone who plays hacky sack and disk golf and enjoys computer games, and possibly somewhat paranoid without the use of drugs, namely marijuana. Also usually has very liberal views without the political education to find their own opinion on large scale political issues.
Joe hangs out with the local potheads, doing everything they do, except smoke pot. He is therefore stonalistic.
Joe hangs out with the local potheads, doing everything they do, except smoke pot. He is therefore stonalistic.
by Kozlem January 7, 2006
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when you are stoned the feeling is unbeleivable. So something that isfantasticly stoned. pretty much it is a stupidly awesome thing
this game is stonetastic
by rian mcshane March 25, 2006
Get the stonetastic mug.A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010
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person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
by okLittiLko May 20, 2017
Get the Stoneritis mug.A person who is against/afraid of the AR-15 due to it being incorrectly classified as a select-fire assault rifle by anti-gun politicians, the media, and gun control activists. Term is named after the inventor of the AR-15, Eugene Stoner.
Did you see those red shirt wearing Bloomberg moms begging for the AR-15 to be banned? Bunch of Stonerist morons.
by Shan Shan November 18, 2020
Get the Stonerist mug.Crime is lower here than ten cities in red states. He’s just using stoketistics to push his crappy agenda!
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