Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

A high school in the middle of nowhere where the students are little know it alls and tell everyone their ghetto when their really rich snobbs..majority of the school is white but they dont like people knowing that because then it dosent make them look "ghetto"

Hey Johnny lets hop in my dads porshe and tell everyone i got it from drug dealing

my backyard has traintracks in it that means im ghetto right?!?!

by The Baj February 3, 2005

STONEWALL JACKSON

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension

"Dude, last night I blacked out and 'STONEWALL JACKSONED' the shit out of those twins"
"STONEWALLLLLLLL JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!"

by Johnathon Daniels February 24, 2010

Stonewall Jackson

to be so uncomfortable, your buttcheeks clench together so tight, that not even a crowbar can loosen them.

When Tina started to talk about her blue waffle, i pulled a stonewall jackson

by Dr. Dental May 18, 2010

Stonewall Jackson'd

When you say hi to somebody from the party last night, and they clearly hear you but do not reply.

Dude I holler'd at that bitch from last night but totally got Stonewall Jackson'd.

by Tearin Barz Solo December 8, 2010

stonewall jacksoned

When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.

Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!

Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...

by ginnihinh April 7, 2010