Soapy solution

A graduated cylinder and/or beaker cleanser that is basically magic. The name says it all. It is a solution to anything. Get leftover experiment residue on your beaker? Soapy solution can fix that. Drop your beaker and it shatters? Soapy solution can fix that. Burn your beaker to smithereens? Soapy solution can fix that. Soapy solution is to be used responsibly. Using this great power any more than you have to, and soapy solutions can control your life. Soapy solution is a force to be reckoned with.

Ted dropped his glass beaker, but he wasn't worried, because he knew soapy solution could fix it.

by Lil’Fish March 12, 2015

soapy helicopter

When a man with gets his Penis (the longer the better), lathers it up in some bath/shower product, and proceeds to swing/rotate the penis on another person's head/face with the motion of a helicopter blade

Drogba was furious with Lampard's miss so after the game there was an 8inch black soapy helicopter waiting for him

by Burnagelore February 7, 2009

National soapy titty pic day

On April 10th any girl of your choice has to send a soapy tittie pic

Ayo it’s April tenth National soapy titty pic day send me a soapy tittie pick

by The great bored one April 9, 2022

soapy muffin

The act of using soap as an instrument of lube for penetrating the rectum or vagina.

I Went to prison and had my first soapy muffin!

Jesus : Frankie and i had soapy muffin time in the shower last night!
Frankie : It was amazing!

by Snowy_Dream December 30, 2021

Soapy Tenner

Soapy made a £10 bet with another VD'er over something or other, turns out that the other VD'er won the bet but Soapy never coughed up.

A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.

From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.

The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.

I bet a Soapy Tenner that tomorrow will be sunny.

by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007

Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.

"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"

by UB Jesus August 5, 2003

Soapy Columbus

When you poop in the shower.

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus

by jaboc83 June 2, 2013