stewed fruit

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

Stewed Prune

A drunk person.

Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.

Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.

Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.

by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010

stewed fish

When a girl only hangs out with really ugly girls to make herself look better. Her friends are known as stewed fish.

Mary's friends are just a bunch of stewed fish.

by Ray Ray February 22, 2004

stewed to the gills

A term of endearment expressing love and extreme sympathy for germophobe wannabe electricians who suffer from SMG. Typically this little rascal is named Eric.

As Eric admired his pea shooters in the mirror. He was totally stewed to the gills.

by SisterStealer January 15, 2019

Stewed Tomatoes

Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.

My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.

My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.

by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023

Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol

Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

Stewed Prune

Someone who is wrinkly in appearance. Mostly used as an insult.

Stop trying to hit on me, you stewed prune!

by Dinoclaire101 June 23, 2018