stapler

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

by Leon9 July 19, 2004

half stepper

a coward that acts tough but when is really confronted they back down

Person gives u the finger whilst out driving then when u stop at the lights they pretend they cant see u and act like nothing is happening.

by Isaac April 18, 2003

Cock stapler

When two or more friends wish to go to a sporting event (in particular an NFL game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Buffalo Bills) and one of your friends refuses to go. This friend will also give seemingly valid reasons why no one should attend the event.

I want us all to go to the Bills game, but David Buchnea is being such a useless cock stapler!

by chunkylover6969 September 30, 2010

Stupid stapler

Someone who staples their papers so poorly that the teacher gets pissed and calls them out

Ted stapled his papers 5 times, so the teacher called him a stupid stapler.

by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

line stepper

An individual who has crossed certain social boundaries, i.e. "the line". Typically this individual is a "habitual line stepper", or one who fails to recognize standard social norms and mores dictating proper behavior in public and in matters of social interaction.

Rick James is THE habitual line stepper. A man should never slap another man. And if he does, he should be looking to get his ass kicked.

by Dr. Combs May 4, 2004

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers

A Double studio LP released by Kendrick Lamar.

Mr. Morale & the Big Steppers will live up to be a future classic.

by Lean Elizabeth II May 9, 2022