Someone who can make an interesting story that is supposed to be 200-300 pages into a four boring books with a total of around 2000 pages by adding shitty romance stuff.
Stop being a Stephenie Meyer! I could write that bullshit of yours ten times shoter and have it more interesting!
by The Best UD User May 15, 2017
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. One of the worst women ever to exist.
You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.
A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.
Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.
The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"
Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.
A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.
Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.
The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"
Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
Twihard: OMG STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO AMAEZING@!!! Vapyres spracklig is genus!!/ All u haturz can bakk off cuz imma use meh vampye powers on u!!!! Twilit gav m vampir powerz!!
Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
by BuffyTheSlayer38765233 October 26, 2011
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. founder and creator The 5th Reich of society. She made the Twilight Nazi Party (TNP)and TY(Twilight Youth) which brainwashes anyone into her cult society. She claims o be better then the great Mr King in writing when in reality she is a Hitler of today's standard. Her movies are only hits because fans go in the movies and re watch them over and over.Hopefully the end of the world could come at anytime which can put this all to rest and end this cult.
Stephenie Meyer could go die in sunlight with her sparkles in the sunligt to save us all and let jesus take all the non fans to heaven or else we will all be in hell
by Nicl December 29, 2009
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. The Arizonian who wrote the bestsellers "Twilight" and "New Moon". Also the creator of Edward Cullen and a new type of vampire.
by mucus rocks March 1, 2007
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. An American writer that wrote the Twilight Saga, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, and The Host. The Twilight Saga is a phenomenon all around the world because of the books and the movies.
by bookerific15 July 24, 2010
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. Quite simply; the best romance author to have set pen on paper.
Stephenie Meyer was born in Connecticut in 1973. Stephenie Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a bachelor's degree in English. She lives with her husband and three young sons in Phoenix, Arizona. She wrote the Twilight Saga, the books that so many people in the world are in love with. These books are; Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Each one is more wonderful than the one prior, if such a thing is possible.
The book is about Isabella Swan,(Bella) who moves from Phoenix to a small town in Washington named Forks. There, she discovers Edward Cullen. Edward is a vampire, but unlike most vampires, he only hunts animals. But when he smells Bella's blood, he considers massacering the class and giving up all that his creater and mentor, Carlisle, taught him. HOwever, Bella and Edward fall in a love so passionate and deep than no knife can penetrate its walls. Stephenie Meyer got this idea for a book from a dream she had. Thank goodness us humans can sleep.
Stephenie Meyer was born in Connecticut in 1973. Stephenie Meyer graduated from Brigham Young University with a bachelor's degree in English. She lives with her husband and three young sons in Phoenix, Arizona. She wrote the Twilight Saga, the books that so many people in the world are in love with. These books are; Twilight, New moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn. Each one is more wonderful than the one prior, if such a thing is possible.
The book is about Isabella Swan,(Bella) who moves from Phoenix to a small town in Washington named Forks. There, she discovers Edward Cullen. Edward is a vampire, but unlike most vampires, he only hunts animals. But when he smells Bella's blood, he considers massacering the class and giving up all that his creater and mentor, Carlisle, taught him. HOwever, Bella and Edward fall in a love so passionate and deep than no knife can penetrate its walls. Stephenie Meyer got this idea for a book from a dream she had. Thank goodness us humans can sleep.
Me: I'm going to re-re-re-read Twilight today.
Person: Didn't Stephenie Meyer write that?
Me: Yes!!
Person: Shes's the best author ever!!!
Me: I know!
Person: Didn't Stephenie Meyer write that?
Me: Yes!!
Person: Shes's the best author ever!!!
Me: I know!
by TwilightLover October 2, 2008
Get the Stephenie Meyermug. One of the best authers of are time
has written the Twilight saga the most amazing series known to man about a human Bella Swan who falls in love with a vampire Edward Cullen
also has written The Host
has written the Twilight saga the most amazing series known to man about a human Bella Swan who falls in love with a vampire Edward Cullen
also has written The Host
by 0DD!3 March 6, 2009
Get the Stephenie Meyermug.