sunquam star steamer

While banging a chick in a hot room the male pees directly in her mouth and watches the steam rise ultimately making her orgasm and see stars.

In order to successfully perform the sunquam star steamer you must turn up the heat and close all the rooms doors. make sure you hydrate the morning before attempting this difficult yet satisfying activity in the bed room.

by zrb23 August 12, 2016

Malaysian Steamer

A bowel movement that starts with the individual perspiring, followed by swamp ass. When the individual is passing the stool, hot steam is coming out of the ass and whistling like a tea kettle; shortly thereafter the stool exits the rectum reaching a terminal velocity of over 150mph. Upon impact the water boils and emits a fecal vapor.

Musto ate at Ayam Kotor and had the beras tahi and got a Malaysian Steamer.

by Bodhi came back August 3, 2013

Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

sack steamer

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.

That sack steamer just vibrated my nut sack

by VibratingSack285 March 12, 2014

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

lamborghini steamer

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors

I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019

The Steamer

Pertains to and when something out of your own control (or seemingly out of your own control) goes totally wrong and has negative consequences. "The Steamer" loves everyone despite everyone despising "the steamer."

Losing a sports video game at the very last second. Dropping your beer. Getting in a car accident. Pouring your cereal only to find not enough milk. Your girlfriend cheating on you. Steve McNair coming one yard shy of a superbowl victory. All of these are just some examples of "the steamer" and how it ruins our day by loving us.

by MrMaynard September 1, 2008