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Stella Artois

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
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stella artois

a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.
Slayer Drinks Stella Artois? They look like they would drink Sol or Modelo. Or Blood.
by diamonddave420 November 3, 2010
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stella artois

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below
stella artois, stella, stela, sstelaa etc bang or barf
by toymi69 May 30, 2008
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Stella Artois Unfiltered

A new lager beer released in the UK (2022) with a green label (5% ABV) which is drank by wife beaters who swear and use bad language whilst they do it.
Person 1: Care for a Stella Artois Unfiltered?
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!
by MrFunny83 April 23, 2022
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Stella Artois

A low flavor Lager beer, sometimes served in a funny chalice glass.
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In a typical Pub setting: (read in thick deep accent) "Get me a Pint o' Stella, yes now, you f'in melt!". (Stella Artois)

Someone reading the label: "Stella... Erm......Art'oy'is?? Art'o'is? Art'warr, in't that h'aw they say it on telly?"
by words_of_wisdom January 28, 2022
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