Stella artois

Cold ass shit from Belgium! (Good shit)
It Makes you drunk,strong and brave...
You might even fight a nigga or 2!
Very expensive.....
Loved by black people such as myself.
stella artois! My way of life!

Me; Man after a few stella's i beated th living fuck out of that mexican!
Mike; Yea well....he's back standing in front of your door and he brought his 25 cousins with him..
Me; Holy shit!......Got some Stella???
Mike; Ah here it is...sweet Stella Artois,our saviour!

by Bronx-ghetto-my niggazzzzzz February 13, 2008

stella artois

a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.

Slayer Drinks Stella Artois? They look like they would drink Sol or Modelo. Or Blood.

by diamonddave420 November 3, 2010

stella artois

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below

stella artois, stella, stela, sstelaa etc bang or barf

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

Stella Artois Unfiltered

A new lager beer released in the UK (2022) with a green label (5% ABV) which is drank by wife beaters who swear and use bad language whilst they do it.

Person 1: Care for a Stella Artois Unfiltered?
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!

by MrFunny83 April 23, 2022

Stella Artois

A low flavor Lager beer, sometimes served in a funny chalice glass.
InBevs forward modern thinking now provides the free stained white vest in both Mens and Womens Sizes for all your after party needs.

In a typical Pub setting: (read in thick deep accent) "Get me a Pint o' Stella, yes now, you f'in melt!". (Stella Artois)

Someone reading the label: "Stella... Erm......Art'oy'is?? Art'o'is? Art'warr, in't that h'aw they say it on telly?"

by words_of_wisdom January 28, 2022