sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick April 18, 2006

Sneezure

An uncontrollable fit of sneezing

After snorting a line of pepper, Richard had a sneezure.

by Quillium L. Dickentholem December 13, 2010

Grandma sneezure

ridiculously repetitive sneezing; ten or more.

Mom is in a comma because she had grandma sneezures and could breath.

by Heath December 14, 2003

Sneezure

A sequence of sneezes greater than 3. Can be rapid or slow but occur within 1 minute of each other. This applies to both humans and animals.

While driving to work, I had to pull off the road due to the sneezure that came on. I could not see to drive and had an urgency to blow my nose.

by Mariee B. November 5, 2013

Sneezure

(1) A rather frightening series of sneezes that can be often confused with a natural siezure.

(2) A incredibly loud, strange-sounding sneeze.

(1) Eddie: *ACHOOOBEIEKNWBSIXKS SKSK ACHOOSBSBSJJAJ*

Bailey: You alright?

Eddie: I may have had a sneezure.

(2) Eddie: *ACHOOSBSJSJSIDJBEUDHXIDJWNIZKWNUCIFNEKDIFBDUDIEBCI*

by LilMissAnon July 9, 2014

sneezure

The facial contortion a person has when they can't get a pending sneeze out.

Wow look at Ingrid's face, she's having a sneezure, she just can't get that sneeze out.

by Legendary Barrister April 23, 2016

sneezure

the event where you are just about to sneeze but it just won't come out yet. you often have a stupid look on your face, you are squinting, and you eyes start to water from looking at a bright light to make your sneeze come out.

During English class I had a long sneezure, but sadly, I never sneezed.

by mr.power January 6, 2010