Carnal knowledge of a statue.
One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.
Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
by imacop41 September 16, 2009
by Joe The Eskimo April 25, 2016
Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.
He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.
by Rasnodar January 18, 2011
A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.
by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018
by 459395 February 28, 2022
by Cheeseman1212 September 17, 2020