A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.
When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
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Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.
Will usually scare the living shit out of anyone standing near your car.
Dude 1: That guy had a machine gun starter. It scared the fuck out off me!
Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.
Dude 2: Yeah, i gave him a jump later.
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When someone wears more than one thick gold (or faux gold) chain necklace at a time. Usually accompanied by too much cologne and a "Hey Baby" attitude.
Man #1: "Hey, check out the schmuck with the Mr. T started kit."
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"
Man #2: "I pity the fool that thinks that looks good!"
by SnaggPDX November 18, 2004
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by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016
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"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."
"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"
by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012
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by Spaz De Kat January 15, 2009
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