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starless

completely out of it, especially due to intake of drugs or alcohol. from the original meaning, to be lost.
George: "Haha, what happened last night?"
Bill: "Man, that LSD got you fuckin' starless"
by |david| September 9, 2006
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Cellular Startle

The jump that occurs when you have your cell phone on vibrate, and someone calls it when it is close to your crotchal area. Usually accompanied by the humorous phrase "I'm vibrating". It is usually in your pocket when it says crotchal area, but see 'Texas Chili Bowl" for another kind of crotchal cellular jump experience
I was talking to my friend Mitch and I jumped out of my desk when my girlfriend called me, and gave me a cellular startle ....Actually it felt kinda' good.
by Kevin R. Miller May 18, 2006
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startledly

"Startledly isn't a word?!" He exclaimed startledly.
by Switzerland Rowingcanoe March 4, 2009
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starvles

It's an abbreviated way to say starving. The new way to express hunger.
Omg, I'm so starvles right now.
by peter__pan April 2, 2009
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startlefart

The act of flatulating upon being surprised.
Paul: Chatting with a friend about that cool restaurant you went to with the duck fat fries.

A friend: sneaks up and pokes you in the ribs.

Paul: pfffffft. Whoa! Sorry about that! It was a startlefart, you scared me with that poke to the ribs!

fartle fart shart poot phear
by ChicknWaffles October 24, 2012
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ball startle

When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.
WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.
by Whit AKA thrustin peters June 1, 2014
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startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.
i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.
by the antisocialist December 31, 2011
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