smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

I am spartacus

Refers to a scene in the movie "Spartacus" starring Kirk Douglas as Spartacus. After the army of former Roman slaves led by Spartacus is defeated in battle by legions of the Roman army, a Roman general stands before the captured surviving members of the slave army and demands that they turn over Spartacus, or else all of the former slaves will be executed. Upon hearing this and not wanting his friends to be executed, Spartacus stands up and says "I am Spartacus." However, the loyalty of his friends is so great that each of them stands forward in succession, shouting "I am Spartacus!" until the shouts dissolve into a cacophony of thousands of former slaves each insisting "I am Spartacus!" Bewildered and still not knowing which of them is Spartacus, but impressed by the loyalty he inspires in his army, the Roman general has all of the slaves crucified in a miles-long display alongside the Appian Way leading back to Rome.

Thus the phrase "I am Spartacus!" is often used to humorously start a chorus of responses of "No, I am Spartacus" among a group.

Person enters chat room and types "I am Spartacus."

100 other people in the chat room then respond with "No, I am Spartacus!", "I am Spartacus!", etc.

by LemonJoose August 16, 2006

spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

Spartacussing

Swearing with lots of references to poop or genitals in the style of the TV show Spartacus.

Dude 1: Words fall from your mouth like shit from ass!
Dude 2: Stop spartacussing me!

by rrsquare August 3, 2012

sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300

1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.

by hoboace December 27, 2007

shartah

beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.

shartah will never let you down nor accept a fool.

by thereal11 December 22, 2016