swapnostics

Swapping out parts in the hope of diagnosing and repairing a vehicle.

Baz spent thousands of dollars on parts and it took all day only to find it was a poor earth. This is swapnostics at it's best.

by diagnosticspecialist May 21, 2019

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

Swagnostic

When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends

If you say swagger one more time I will kill you. I'm swagnostic I guess.

by Smiley@34 December 2, 2010

Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone

I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic

by Nigeatron June 8, 2020

Slagnostic

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012

Swagnostic

The process one must under take to determine how much swagger an individual has.

Logan: Bro, how do we know that dude cool to hang?
Ryan: Yo man, just run a swagnostic.

by DinoLaurs October 7, 2018

Scagnostic

- Semi christian agnostic.

- Semi or somewhat religious christian or even a cultural christian from species homo sapiens, a post-neanderthal, that lean towards agnosticism or christian agnosticism.

"She never took traditional religious beliefs seriously and some even branded her as scagnostic, because of her mixture of some christian beliefs / views and agnosticism mostly or often fueled by christian agnosticism.

by JYoona December 15, 2024