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Switters

Switters is a contradiction for all seasons:

an anarchist who works for the government;

a pacifist who carries a gun;

a vegetarian who sops up ham gravy;

a cyberwhiz who hates computers;

a man who, though obsessed with the preservation of innocence, is aching to deflower his high-school-age stepsister (only to become equally enamored of a nun ten years his senior).
i think they are so mental, they are most defiantly switters.

like that of a "emo" trying not to conform, when in reality they are all conforming to dressing in dark clothing, make up and hating on life.
by Mathias-the irish June 9, 2010
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pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.
So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"
by Freakyduet June 11, 2006
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Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009
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squatters

people who over stay thier welcome, eat all your food and never repays
We can't get these squatters out of our house!
by Rebecca April 13, 2003
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shutterstock

*doing school project*
Me: YES I FOUND THE PERFECT PICTURE
*looks at picture and sees shutterstock watermark*
Me: F*CK
by PseudonymIsAFakeWord April 18, 2017
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pink shutters

The house dressing of female genitalia. Also known as labia majora/minora. Integral anatomic component of the "Camel Toe"
She is a really hot girl, I can imagine my face between her pink shutters !
by johnnyboy62 June 16, 2011
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switters

A term coined on dailykos to (erroneously) identify a sockpuppet or troll on absolutely no evidence whatsoever. Often used as a rallying cry for "trusted users" to whip up sentiment for another witch-hunt, er, banning.
You're just another Switters sockpuppet!
by FieldingBandolier February 27, 2007
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