Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

squoze

the coolest way to show that the word squeezed is lame.

i squoze some fresh oranges and made a bunch of juice this morning!

by lwarnos October 21, 2008

Squozen

The state of the orange after the juice is removed.

Fresh-squozen orange juice is delish.

by Full Nondisclosure May 24, 2007

Squonkle

Verb
To walk or to wander off in a random direction with no given purpose or objective.

Don’t squonkle into the forest for you may get lost and die a horrible, HORRIBLE death 💀

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Squozed

Past, Present, and Future tenses of squeeze.

I got squozed before, during, and after I am squeezing.

by Squozed Inc. March 9, 2020

squooze

the past tense of squeeze

The patient had a cyst on his chest so we squooze puss out of it.

by HM2SelCooper June 7, 2009

Squontch

Female orgasm, or female ejaculation.

Robert Downey, Jr. makes me squontch in my ginch.

by Fraa Orolo September 25, 2012