squiz

The squeeze that gets the last bit of jiz out

Give it one last squiz to keep it from burning later

by dallas cowgirl March 1, 2011

squiz

Slang for square, which is slang for cigarette.

Throw me a lighter, I'm tryin to smoke a squiz.

by I B Whirly October 25, 2008

High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk

The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.

Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?

by VanderKamelHeathen August 27, 2021

squizing

Someone made this word randomly

Im squizing the info

by PattyPatPat123 December 4, 2017

Squiz Guy

A map nerd who’s most popular videos are on a website called pixelplace.io

Squiz Guy has a very monotone voice

by Squizguy August 22, 2020

On Squiz

Replacement term for the phrase "On God" so as to not use the Lord's name in vain.

Kristin: Is that really your Rolex?
Lyle: It is, On Squiz!

by BrunoMad October 7, 2025

Squiz

(SKWWEEZ)

Frat dude word for "best friend"

After Brett Kavanaugh's crying to the committee over his tender memories of Squi, Tobin, et al.

Likely meant facetiously but will shortly, and nauseatingly, lose its irony as dudes and bros already lack insight into the boorish nature of their "bonds" to one another.

"John is my main squiz" - Timmy

by Pseudo-Rin October 7, 2018