italian gravy

Italian gravy is a red sauce (not marinara) made with 3 types of meat (usually lamb, pork, and beef.) It has many garden vegetables, and is always made with a small amount of red wine and sugar (to balance the acidity and sweetness.) Normally it is cooked the day before serving it. Letting it sit overnight really enhances the flavor.
My mom taught me how to make authentic Italian gravy!
by kimstress December 25, 2017
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Splatjob

Coined by Stewie Griffin, a splatjob is when somebody is sound asleep or passed out, and someone else secretly cums on their face.
Janet was passed out at the party, so Joey stepped up and jerked off on her face. What a splatjob!

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by kimstress November 25, 2017
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Squiz

That chick squizzed all over my new Laura Ashley sheets.
She covered his face with her squiz.
by kimstress July 15, 2015
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