Squirty Burrito

The heinous act of wrapping your warm penis in a tortilla and dousing it in diablo sauce from taco bell

Dude, I watched a video of someone doing a Squirty Burrito last night

by Ilikebigcheese December 14, 2020

Squirty birdy

When you feed laxatives to seagulls at the beach and watch them have diarrhea all over everyone

citizen: OMFG!!! THOSE IDIOTS GAVE SEAGULLS LAXATIVES AND NOW ITS A SQUIRTY BIRDY

by DadDdre March 23, 2022

Squirty Beans

Young ladies who may or may not be of legal age, yet regardless squirt when you flick their bean!

They look like a bunch of dirty squirty beans!

by ReeceJ October 10, 2022

Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Banana squirty McFlurry

When a banana peels it’s self whips out it’s penis which is covered in Oreos and cums on the floor and then wipes it up with his peel

Damn that banana got a big dick make a nigga do a split I wanna see him banana squirty McFlurry

by Bihassniha124 November 9, 2019