squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

flirt and squirt

the action of a one night stand

I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.

by travlax April 24, 2009

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what was found on ms kayla stevens stolen phone along with her conversations with multiple guys.

miss kayla stevens getting trouble for watching x teen pussy asian lesbian girl on girl porn how to squirt, talking to multiple guys, and having a stolen phone.

by jesus' mother April 24, 2022

squirt cookie

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.

"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."

by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015

shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

Squintasaurus

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman

Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!

by The_Bone June 25, 2021