Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

Squelch

The name of a Providence-based party rock band

I saw the band Squelch over the summer on Block Island

by JohnnyDanjerously April 25, 2020

squelch

the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.

that was some serious squelch action lads.

by dirty kav April 24, 2005

squelching

the sloppy sounds of sex when one has a really wet vagina to fuck.

"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"

"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"

"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"

by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005

squelch

To put down or silence; To suppress or inhibit

I have finally squelched that hideous rumor.

by Gina November 10, 2003

squelched

The wet fart noise a vagina makes when being pounded hard and fast due to air

I was pumping my bitch so hard and fast she squelched so loud, it was embarrassing for her.

by Djc2508 January 16, 2014

Squelch-on

The female equivalent of an "hard-on" (erection).

"Oi mate, she's got a massive squelch-on for you"

by Whorehay 365 August 16, 2017