Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders

“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”

by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023

squinty ears

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.

for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?

by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007

Squinty fresh

The aftermath of smelling the aroma of something vile. It's so bad that it makes you squint your eyes in disgust.

Joe: Damn bro! What's that rank smell?

Mike: I don't know man, but that's.. wow, that's squinty fresh.

by AzzaCadabra June 10, 2010

Squant

An unlucky person or event.

Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"

by madboxofrox November 29, 2013

Squinty Pirate

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.

Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!

by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008

squinty buccaneer

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.

Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.

by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009

squanky

Squanky is when you draw a line with a ruler and it's wiggle and wanky.

''Oh shoot! This line is squanky!"

by coolpig November 28, 2019