Squaffle

A squral and a waffle combined creating a squaffle.

Look at that amazing squaffle

by RawinbowsGoRawr December 1, 2010

squffle

When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.

A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"

Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled

"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"

"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*

by Buzeak March 10, 2023

squiffle

To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.

Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.

"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)

by Brian Sago July 8, 2004

Sqwaffle

The act of partaking in a fight using waffle's instead of ones fist.

He made fun of bisquick, so we got in a small sqwaffle before the police came.

by uraniumbomb October 8, 2012

Squiffle Squaff

When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"

Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.

I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.

by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

Squaffling

During Sex a peice of cooked deli meat is tied to a piece of twine and penetrated inside the partners hole / holes, then pulled out when the person reaches climax.

Squaffling

by Arnold Von-Scnitz January 6, 2010

Squiffler

A person who makes drugs

Tell the Squiffler to make me a batch.

by Druggman October 4, 2015