A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.
You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids
Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"
Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."
Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"
Guy 2 "Squaids man,"
Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."
Guy 2 "Yeah..."
Guy 1 "......"
Guy 2 "..."
Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"
Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"
Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"
Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."
Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"
Guy 2 "Squaids man,"
Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."
Guy 2 "Yeah..."
Guy 1 "......"
Guy 2 "..."
Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"
Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"
Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
by AwayWeGo April 14, 2010
Get the Squaids mug.When one feels ill for a day thinking they contracted AIDS. Used also to describe a person acting weird. Scary one day AIDS.
"Man, I slept with this hooker last night, and I feel kinda sick. I wonder if I got the SCAIDS!"
"John is being weird. I wonder if he has the SCAIDS."
"John is being weird. I wonder if he has the SCAIDS."
by Rofldofl fall October 21, 2008
Get the SCAIDS mug.we all know of {the ants 😡🐜} but do you know of the squids 😡🦑? inspired by braeden lemasters, the ants is the new edition of the viral ants tiktok meme.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.
by Averagepotato September 22, 2019
Get the the squids mug.I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
by Cloud_Strife January 26, 2014
Get the SQUAIDS mug.A person who is not (NOT) allowed to know about squad/gang activities.
Ex: Cop, Parents, Siblings, Teachers.
Ex: Cop, Parents, Siblings, Teachers.
John- "Jimmy I gotta tell you this story man, me and this bitch fucked all night..."
Jimmy- "John not here.... Squids are present."
-John "oh aight I gotchu"
Jimmy- "John not here.... Squids are present."
-John "oh aight I gotchu"
by Chezzinbig June 23, 2018
Get the Squids mug.Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
by vingen February 22, 2019
Get the Cervical Squids mug.An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids
Squaids. It's some serious shit!
by jackaroo194 January 13, 2010
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