snurglar

A teenager who gets up in the middle of the night to stealthily eat all the "comfort food" and deserts in the fridge down to the last small bites.

The snurglar ate all but one bite of the pumpkin pie and all the remaining ice cream

by DBLambert January 6, 2016

Sperglary

A woman who takes sperm from a used condom and later inserts it into herself in an attempt to get pregnant, usually without the "donors" knowledge or consent.

Shaquisha went into the hotel room after the millionaire left, and committed the sperglary when she took the used condom in the trash can.

by Bigfoot boomer April 12, 2020

sperglar

Sperm + Burglar

One of the sluttiest girls you have ever known.

This slutty girl does not only want your sperm, she wants to steal all of it with her slutty tactics.

Guy 1: Yo I feel a lil light today, fucking slut.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Straight sperglar man.

Guy 2: Holy shit! The sluttiest!

by DMXWoofWoof June 29, 2011

Squrglar

Slang for someone who has a lot of knowledge on something they enjoy (better than nerd)
Pronounced skwer-glur

B: yo A's such a deltarune squrglar

by capcat August 4, 2025

Skurglar

An older male on a dating app who tries to appear cooler than he really is. Can be applied to those in real life who appear undatable.

That old bloke at the bar giving you the eye is a real skurglar!

by SkurgSpotter January 1, 2026