Spunkle

Spunkle is a piece of ass hair that can be controlled or indeed, eventually controls its owner. Similar in it’s methodology to venom.

My pal has his Spunkle shaved so it doesn’t take control.

Spunkle by Mr sloops October 12, 2025

spunkle ship 

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

spunkle ship by Dimox January 25, 2018

Spunkle Juice 

The last hit in a bong where the bowl has burnt black weed with various amounts of ash.

“Let me get a hit of that bong”
“You can try but there’s mostly Spunkle juice in there, only fiens smoke Spunkle”

Spunkle Juice by CallumFeeney February 14, 2024

Spunkle McGooberson 

A lil itty bitty bunny boy who has some sweet glory gyatt, with some fungi on his head, and he says things like: Hey! Heya!

Spunkle McGooberson is blending the baby again!

Spunkle McGooberson by TheGreatDefinerOfTheGzsumpb February 23, 2024

Spunkler 

An universal, versatile word (neologism) for everything. Originated from the Sacha Baron Cohen movie 'Bruno' with influence from the German language.

Noun: spunkler (male), spunklerin (female)
Verb: spunkeln, verspunkeln
Adjective: spunkler, spunklig, spunkelbar

If someone fucks something up people might talk about it like this:

Spunkler #1: Hey this f'n spunkler totally verspunkelt it.
Spunkler #2: Yeah, he's such a spunkler.

Famous german saying: Im dunkeln ist gut spunkeln.

Spunkler by Bavarian Spunkler November 25, 2009

Spunkenzwunk 

A word not even Google knows! Spunkenzwunk is a very universal word, similar to "stuff", but you can also use it to cuss (see examples).

(looking for something): Damn, where's my Spunkenzwunk?!?

(you see your best friend fucking your gf): Get the fuck outa here you shitty Spunkenzwunk!

Spunkenzwunk by t-nu September 17, 2007

Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.

I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag

Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004