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spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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Crystal Skulled

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."
Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.
by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014
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The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong

The worst family on the internet right behind morgz's family, Her youngest I assume has 96 million on tic tacs or smt like that and her sister......... no. Most of their fans are cringy 12-15 yr olds that do lip syncs with songs such as uh I forgot tbh. Sometimes I wish the word: Charli never combined with : tic tac. Man its 2020 what can you say
The D'amelio Family or something i may have spelled it wrong
by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020
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spilled some dumbass on yourself

a term used to express the ultimate insult to a fucktard.
you are so stupid, why are you putting The Mentors in the T section?

you must have spilled some dumbass on yourself.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
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Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.
"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"
by ronedealertake2 January 2, 2012
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spilled the salt

The act of a male producing a puddle of cum in a females belly button, then she "spills the salt" while getting up and the cum spills into her vagina causing bad luck as she becomes pregnant.
Rachel: "Elijah, I'm pregnant"
Elijah: "pregnant? We didn't even have sex"
Rachel: "well, I must've 'spilled the salt' after you came in my belly button"
by Razzy Revert January 20, 2017
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crying over spilled milk

To cry over spilled milk is to remain upset about a past loss. When milk has been spilled, it is wasted and cannot be used. There is no reason to keep complaining over the loss. Note that either of the words spilled or spilt can be used.
-I can't believe we're over! You're not even going to fight for me?
-stop crying over spilled milk, we're done...you really bruised my ego.
-oh, cry me a river!
by diva1227 August 17, 2006
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