Splinking

the Art of milking a yak with your weakest hand, many people take their entire lives to perfect this art, others take their lives just finding out what the fuck it means.

Typical Chinese:In order to find true enlightenment you must splink
DoucheLOL: Y0 doode what is teh splinking and shiet
Typical Chinese:Shut your filthy bitch mouth and find out yourself you lazy cockslice!

by Brunstwig March 11, 2013

stiffy splink

a small erect penis.

Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

splinky

an older person dressing or trying to act young

JoJo's mom is kinda splinky with the navel ring and the mini and always sayin' "Peace Out"

by clouseau November 12, 2004

splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

by caleb February 24, 2005

spulunk

vb. the art of spulunking. To perform oral sex on a female while your fingers are inside her vagina. Usually referred to the event when two fingers are used to find the G-spot while the mouth is concentrated on the clitoris.

For an anniversary present, I spulunked my girlfriend till she came last night.

by Chrispness July 31, 2005

Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

splinky

adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)

Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.

by Michele Morris April 26, 2006