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Springfield Scrambler

A person know as Bobby Marker that egged a house along with other people
“Yo guys the Springfield Scrambler struck again”
by PPPOOPOOMAN November 8, 2019
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juice springsteen

(n.) An individual that has been transformed from an ordinary blue collar citizen usually through the help of Powerthirst™, or Powerthirst™ Rocket Edition.
But what about me and my blue collar?
Juice Springsteen!
by ok ok June 10, 2008
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Springfield Secondary School

Known for its foolscap looking uniform, (which was recently changed) Springfield Secondary School is a School located in the West Side of Tampines. Springfield is also known for being budget.
Eh what school you go to ah?
Springfield Secondary School la, budget sia my school.
by professional autist February 18, 2019
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Springtime for Hitler

The most politcally incorrect show tune ever. The whole basis comes from the miscal "The Producers" by Mel Brooks. the Plot is that two play producers try to make a Broadway flop so they can collect on all the sponsorship money. The produce the play "Springtime for Hitler" and the play turns out to be a hit.
Springtime for Hitler, a gay romp with Adolf and Eva.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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Springfield, Missouri

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!
Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019
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Springfield Mall

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
"Boi, that girl's shoes is so ghetto...Must have bought 'em at Springfield Mall..."
by Conley Jones July 15, 2007
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Bruce Springsteen

The company that produces his music clearly has a lot of time on it's hands.
Bruce Springsteen has like 40 greatest hits collections.
by Tikibarberfan July 22, 2010
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