spread eagle 

to disperse one's personal belongings across an egregious number of desks, taking up more than one's fair share of the hospitable classroom climate

Pei-Ann does the spread eagle every day during periods 1 through 7.

spread eagle by Bizzlitz Masta February 7, 2008

Spread Eagle 

When a woman is 'using five penises at one time. One in the vagina, one in the rectum, one in the mouth and she is also masturbating two other penises. When moving her arms she looks like a spread out eagle.

Man 1: Me and the lads are going to see Julie tonight.

Man 2: Damn right, got to give her the spread eagle.

Man 1: SHOTGUN ASS!

Spread Eagle by Lord Dangleballs May 15, 2018

Spread eagle 

A spread eagle is when a girls legs are spread out like a eagles wings and the boy is fisting her until she screams like an eagle

Friend 1: Did you hear that screaming eagle last night?
Friend 2: Nah I was doing a classic teezy like spread eagle

Spread eagle by GarronTerrell April 19, 2019

spread eagle 

An outdoor game named for the position which the loser must assume. The construct of the game is as follows: Players: as many can confortably move around an area opposing the wall/target. A ball (tennis, basket, playground, bouncey, type insignificant) is thrown against a wall by the thrower (this may include an intermediate bounce on the ground. As it bounces back, and of the persons may choose to catch the ball and become the next thrower, but anyone touching the ball and not retaining (catching) it must immediately run to the wall and touch it before any of the other players recovers the ball and hits the wall with it. If the failed catcher reaches the wall before the ball, play continues. If not, he must assume a 'spread eagle' position against the wall and may then be pegged (hit with the ball) by the last thrower (i.e. the one that got him/her 'out'. Play resumes until everyone is too tired or bruised to continue.
Also See: Pickle

Back in the good old days, me and the boys would play spread eagle. Now, the young whippersnappers stay inside and watch pokemon and play with their nintendos.

spread eagle by pythonspam November 26, 2003

Spread eagle 

Spread eagle is when you lay down on your stomach and repeatedly open and close your legs until you ejaculate on the carpet

Example: I walked in on my friend Chris doing the spread eagle on the ground last night

Spread eagle by Maxipad753 June 23, 2021

Spread Eagle 

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

Spread Eagle by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Spread-Eagle 

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

Spread-Eagle by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019