by McflyStacks December 02, 2007
by The spreadsters November 06, 2013
by Data July 02, 2003
1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.
2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches
3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.
If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.
4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.
2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches
3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.
If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.
4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.
Nice spread.
by ProfessorProcrastinate February 17, 2019
"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!
"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"
by ms fin January 16, 2008
by Superior shaft Sam July 03, 2017
The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.
by AyoDirtySauce November 04, 2015