Spread

Spread meaning "I'm leaving",or "get outta here."

"yeooo how about you spread the fuck out".or "ayo ima spread"

by McflyStacks December 29, 2007

Spread

A word for the good , bad and everything.

... Don't worry , it's all spready.
Dude you over spread all the time.

by The spreadsters November 6, 2013

Spread

A man named after the method of laying oven ready chips on the baking tray.

by Data July 2, 2003

spread

1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.

2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches

3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.

If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.

4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.

Nice spread.

by ProfessorProcrastinate February 17, 2019

spread

"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!

"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"

by ms fin January 17, 2008

spread it

The term spread it is slang for telling a woman to widen her legs for intercourse.

Bitch I'm horny SPREAD IT NOW!

by Superior shaft Sam July 3, 2017

The Spread

The act of a male or female that while bending over, while removing their pants, tightly grips their ass cheeks from the crack and then pulls outward to reveal their asshole.

I'm in the locker room, I turn around and boom, she snuck in a hit me with "the spread"!

by AyoDirtySauce January 6, 2016