straight spouse

Person who is heterosexual and married a gay, trans or bisexual person without knowledge of the LGBTQ status prior to the marriage.

She unknowingly became a straight spouse. He never told her his life long same sex attraction.

by Str8 spouse April 23, 2020

erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband

by Chimpeachment April 16, 2009

Soused

One of the first stages of the downward spiral after alcohol consumption.
This stage appears prior to 'Stinking' and is often characterised by hunching over bars and been sprawled out on chairs/sofas.

"Woah that dude is soused"

by Timmy Magic August 24, 2005

Spouse Arrest

It is basically when you aren't allowed to go anywhere because of a controlling wife or husband. Spouse Arrest can hit at random times or, even worse, be quite frequent.

Joe: Hey, do you want go go bowling later tonight?
You: Sorry Joe, I'm on spouse arrest -_-

by Nick Alexander July 27, 2008

work spouse

A significant other you work with, whom you connect, share, and spend time with exclusively and intimately in the workplace. Both parties are mere aquaintances outside of the workplace and are completely unknown to each others true and respective domestic spouses.

"Rumor has it that those two are dating."
"That's completely untrue. Heidi is just Allan's work spouse. That relationship ceases to exist after their 8 hour shift."

by ALSH January 1, 2007

Spousehole

Specifically refers to your spouse when he/she is acting like an asshole.
Term used for spouse when he/she acts in stereotypical ways which infuriate or antagonize the other partner.

Bill was being such a spousehole last night.
Tom gave me a dutch oven last night. What a spousehole!

by Wordhound February 21, 2015

sposed

slang for supposed used by lazy Internet addicts

I'm sposed to go to the party, but I dunno.

by Ni-Cole October 4, 2003