spoonie 

A person dealing with narcolepsy, or other neurological disorders dealing with sleep.

A narcoleptic.

"Hey, should I invite John out tonight?"

"Nah I think he's passed out right now."
"Oh damn, poor spoonie"

"Fuck! I fell asleep on someone on the tram again; spoonie problems."

spoonie by gaeegg January 9, 2017

Spoonie 

A game teenagers play. They get a spoon and turn off the light. Whom ever nuts in the spoon first wins. Usually played as a joke against one unknowing friend. When the light goes out everyone except the idiot slaps there legs convincing him they are bating.

OMG! Jimmy yelled SPOONIE and actually splooged

Spoonie by bawesomeb March 1, 2019

Spoonie 

A nasty Somalian

Here comes the smelly spoonies

Spoonie by Dhunit September 16, 2021

spoonie mcbackpocket 

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking

I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.

spoonie mcbackpocket by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

spoonie shadow 

He is a rapper on C JAM. Be careful because he will get with your girl even if shes a dyke. Also has a fetish for 12-guage shotguns. He attends Sahali Secondary school and wants to be a rapper, he is white.....

" Spoonie Shadow is the real slim shady"
"i know"

spoonie shadow by TheHAters420 December 16, 2015

Baby spoonie 

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.

Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.

Baby spoonie by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024

spooning sleep 

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.

After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !

spooning sleep by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016