spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spoonjacking

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

Spoonman

Spoonman is one of the tracks found on Soundgarden - Super Unknown album, written by Chris Cornel.

The meaning behind the song title differs due to personal interpretation or even just association (from things such as heroin or even spooning???)

However, the song title came from the name of a Seattle street performer, ‘Artis the Spoonman,’ who would bang out complex patterns using spoons and other metallic objects rather than conventional percussion. Artis also performed in the Spoonman music video, which eclipsing "Black Hole Sun", became one of their most popular video/singles released at the time.

Spoonman
Soundgarden
Super Unknown

by Avraelle January 17, 2010

spoondane

A penis that looks like a spoon.

Yolanda was totally trippin' when she saw my spoondane

by RagnarIII August 25, 2006

Spoondangle

Having to spoon feed or dangle otherwise obvious suggestions to a rather dim witted coworker, friend or spouse.

I had to spoondangle the idea of fighter jets to Jason for our Air Force poster.

by Vermy December 14, 2007

spoonbation

When one vigorously shoves a spoon repeatedly up ones vagina and/or anus

Elizabeth: I totally spoonbated last night

April: you what?
Beth: when you shove a spoon up there and masturbate???

April: oh....
Beth: yeah spoonbation!

by Ginacharles0412 February 28, 2018

spoontang

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

by Drooch June 1, 2006