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sponk

an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken
*SPONK* uh oh....that didnt sound good
by sonic death September 3, 2003
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Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time
Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy
by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019
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sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.
Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.
by el_tel September 30, 2007
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spinkle sponk

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.
by swampdonkey49 December 2, 2017
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Sponk

A sponk is a person who stinks and won’t control their temper.
by 69483769473736669 May 18, 2020
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Sponk

sponk likes kids
by Unity Man February 1, 2024
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Sponked

Sponked (verb) is when you spank someone with a metal pole
Example: Timmy was being a jerk last night so I sponked him for 3 hours.
by Sponkyspunky December 11, 2023
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