sponk

an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken

*SPONK* uh oh....that didnt sound good

by sonic death September 03, 2003

Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 17, 2007

spinkle sponk

Another word for vaginal intercourse.

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.

by swampdonkey49 December 02, 2017

Sponk

Sponk (verb), or sponking is the action of hitting an object aggressively with a spoon. The pronunciation of the word Sponk can also depend on the surface it hits (e.g. hard surfaces will make a *tink* sound, so therefore it is now pronounced Spink).

I sponked that chicken nugget so hard that the crust fell off.

by SkeEler17 September 02, 2022

Sponk

a pedophile

sponk likes kids

by Unity Man February 02, 2024

Sponk

A sponk is a person who stinks and won’t control their temper.

Oh my gosh that guy is such a sponk!

by 69483769473736669 May 19, 2020