sponk

an exclemation emited by a peice of shoddy machinery when it has just broken

*SPONK* uh oh....that didnt sound good

by sonic death September 3, 2003

Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

by el_tel September 30, 2007

spinkle sponk

Another word for vaginal intercourse.

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.

by swampdonkey49 December 2, 2017

Sponk

A sponk is a person who stinks and won’t control their temper.

Oh my gosh that guy is such a sponk!

by 69483769473736669 May 18, 2020

Sponk

a pedophile

sponk likes kids

by Unity Man February 1, 2024

Sponked

Sponked (verb) is when you spank someone with a metal pole

Example: Timmy was being a jerk last night so I sponked him for 3 hours.

by Sponkyspunky December 11, 2023